Several days at Marendo§
They got off the 20 at Tusna Termal several nights ago and walked the four streets to the hotel. They shared a room on the second floor and slept until late in the morning.
The market was still open on the square when they came down. The lagoon cooperative was pouring the beer into small glasses with the reaction printed on a paper cuff. Marliene drank one and stopped. Akima finished hers slowly and said it tasted of bread and salt.
They spent the days after at the water and in the town. They walked the dune line early and sat in the sun in the afternoon, and they went out over the beds once more. Akima sent her mother the photographs in a batch on the second evening. Vlad wrote to his commune about the balcony from the desk in the lobby and had an acknowledgement number back within the hour.
Now they are riding The 37 out of Marendo. The train has four cars and no sleeper, and it will reach Leriduson in three hours and forty minutes, where Marliene gets down.
Akima's phone, times shown relative to Republic of Fluid
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秋間さん、お久しぶりです。野崎です。番号が変わってなくてよかった。
Akima-san, ohisashiburi desu. Nozaki desu. Bangou ga kawattenakute yokatta.
Akima, it has been a long time. This is Nozaki. I am glad your number has not changed.
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アイコンの写真、海ですよね。あれ、日本じゃないですよね。
Aikon no shashin, umi desu yo ne. Are, Nihon ja nai desu yo ne.
The photo on your icon is the sea. That is not Japan, is it.
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野崎さん。お久しぶりです。
Nozaki-san. Ohisashiburi desu.
Nozaki. It has been a long time.
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日本じゃないです。今も電車の中で、海のほうから帰るところです。
Nihon ja nai desu. Ima mo densha no naka de, umi no hou kara kaeru tokoro desu.
It is not Japan. I am on a train now, coming back from the sea.
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やっぱり。松本さんが、秋間さんは外国に行ったって言ってました。でも誰もどこか知らなくて。
Yappari. Matsumoto-san ga, Akima-san wa gaikoku ni itta tte itte mashita. Demo dare mo doko ka shiranakute.
I thought so. Matsumoto said you had gone abroad. Nobody knew where.
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フルイド共和国です。東ヨーロッパの近くです。十四ヶ月になります。
Fluid Kyouwakoku desu. Higashi Yooroppa no chikaku desu. Juuyonkagetsu ni narimasu.
The Republic of Fluid, close to Eastern Europe. It has been fourteen months.
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十四ヶ月。長いですね。
Juuyonkagetsu. Nagai desu ne.
Fourteen months. That is a long time.
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急に書いた理由なんですけど、ロッカーの整理のときに秋間さんの傘が残ってて。青いやつ。勝手に持って帰って、今も使ってます。
Kyuu ni kaita riyuu nan desu kedo, rokkaa no seiri no toki ni Akima-san no kasa ga nokottete. Aoi yatsu. Katte ni motte kaette, ima mo tsukatte masu.
The reason I wrote out of nowhere is that your umbrella was still in the locker when they cleared them out. The blue one. I took it home without asking and I still use it.
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私、三月に辞めました。今は小金井の近くの会社です。通勤が三十分短くなりました。
Watashi, sangatsu ni yamemashita. Ima wa Koganei no chikaku no kaisha desu. Tsuukin ga sanjuppun mijikaku narimashita.
I left in March. I am at a company near Koganei now. My commute is thirty minutes shorter.
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辞めたんですね。よかったと思います。残業はどうですか。
Yameta n desu ne. Yokatta to omoimasu. Zangyou wa dou desu ka.
So you left. I think that is good. How is the overtime?
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前より少ないです。前がひどかっただけですけど。
Mae yori sukunai desu. Mae ga hidokatta dake desu kedo.
Less than before. Before was bad, that is all it means.
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ずっと聞きたかったことがあって。去年の春くらいから、秋間さん、返事が急に短くなりましたよね。
Zutto kikitakatta koto ga atte. Kyonen no haru kurai kara, Akima-san, henji ga kyuu ni mijikaku narimashita yo ne.
There is something I have wanted to ask for a long time. From about last spring your replies suddenly got short.
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「大丈夫です」「忙しいだけです」しか返ってこなくて。それで、私が踏み込みすぎたのかと思って、聞くのをやめました。
"Daijoubu desu" "Isogashii dake desu" shika kaette konakute. Sore de, watashi ga fumikomi sugita no ka to omotte, kiku no o yamemashita.
All that came back was that you were fine, that you were only busy. I thought I had pushed too far, so I stopped asking.
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踏み込みすぎてないです。私が全部同じ返事にしてました。安全な話だけにして、天気とかシフトとか。そのほうが誰も困らないと思ってました。
Fumikomi sugitenai desu. Watashi ga zenbu onaji henji ni shite mashita. Anzen na hanashi dake ni shite, tenki toka shifuto toka. Sono hou ga dare mo komaranai to omotte mashita.
You did not push too far. I made every answer the same. I kept to safe things, the weather, the shifts. I thought it made life easier for everyone.
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それ、他の人には効いてたと思います。私には効かなかったです。
Sore, hoka no hito ni wa kiiteta to omoimasu. Watashi ni wa kikanakatta desu.
I think that worked on other people. It did not work on me.
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壁の向こうから返事が来る感じでした。でも、そんなこと言えないじゃないですか。
Kabe no mukou kara henji ga kuru kanji deshita. Demo, sonna koto ienai ja nai desu ka.
It felt like answers arriving from the other side of a wall. There was no way to say that to you.
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言ってくれてよかったです。今なら分かります。こっちでも同じことをして、失敗しました。ここでは黙ってる人は冷たい人だと思われるので。
Itte kurete yokatta desu. Ima nara wakarimasu. Kotchi demo onaji koto o shite, shippai shimashita. Koko de wa damatteru hito wa tsumetai hito da to omowareru node.
I am glad you said it. I understand it now. I did the same thing here and it failed, because a person who stays quiet here is taken for a cold person.
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秋間さん、冷たくないですよ。
Akima-san, tsumetakunai desu yo.
You are not cold.
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辞めるとき、誰にも言いませんでした。国を出ることも。
Yameru toki, dare ni mo iimasen deshita. Kuni o deru koto mo.
When I quit I told nobody. I did not tell anyone I was leaving the country either.
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知ってます。急にいなくなったので。
Shitte masu. Kyuu ni inaku natta node.
I know. You were simply gone.
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三分の一以上の人は「へえ」で終わりでした。反応らしい反応もなかったです。
Sanbun no ichi ijou no hito wa "hee" de owari deshita. Hannou rashii hannou mo nakatta desu.
More than a third of them said oh, and that was the end of it. There was hardly any reaction at all.
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一人だけ、そういう人が増えるから人口が減るんだって言ってました。それは事実かもしれないけど、隠す理由にはならないと思います。
Hitori dake, sou iu hito ga fueru kara jinkou ga heru n da tte itte mashita. Sore wa jijitsu kamo shirenai kedo, kakusu riyuu ni wa naranai to omoimasu.
One person said that people leaving is why the population is falling. That may be true, and it is still no reason to hide it.
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それを言われると思ってました。だから何も言わなかったんだと思います。
Sore o iwareru to omotte mashita. Dakara nani mo iwanakatta n da to omoimasu.
I expected to be told that. I think that is why I said nothing.
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思ってる人もいるかもしれないけど、ほとんどの人は何とも思ってないです。私も何とも思ってません。写真、綺麗だなと思っただけです。
Omotteru hito mo iru kamo shirenai kedo, hotondo no hito wa nan to mo omottenai desu. Watashi mo nan to mo omottemasen. Shashin, kirei da na to omotta dake desu.
Some people may think it while most think nothing about it at all. I think nothing about it either. I only thought the photo was beautiful.
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潟です。海じゃなくて。ここにしかない海藻があって、匂いが服に残ります。二回洗っても取れないです。
Kata desu. Umi ja nakute. Koko ni shika nai kaisou ga atte, nioi ga fuku ni nokorimasu. Nikai aratte mo toremasen desu.
It is a lagoon. Not the open sea. There is a weed that grows nowhere else and the smell stays in your clothes. Two washes will not take it out.
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匂いの話をする秋間さん、初めて見ました。
Nioi no hanashi o suru Akima-san, hajimete mimashita.
This is the first time I have seen you talk about a smell.
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友達ができるのに十四ヶ月かかりました。今は二人います。今日も一緒に電車に乗ってます。
Tomodachi ga dekiru no ni juuyonkagetsu kakarimashita. Ima wa futari imasu. Kyou mo issho ni densha ni notte masu.
It took fourteen months to make friends. There are two of them. They are on this train with me.
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二人。
Futari.
Two of them.
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聞きたいことが多すぎて困ります。また連絡してもいいですか。
Kikitai koto ga oosugite komarimasu. Mata renraku shite mo ii desu ka.
I have too many things I want to ask. May I write to you again?
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はい。時差は七時間で、こっちが早いです。
Hai. Jisa wa nanajikan de, kotchi ga hayai desu.
Yes. The difference is seven hours and I am the earlier one.
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じゃあ、こっちの夜が、そっちの夕方ですね。
Jaa, kotchi no yoru ga, sotchi no yuugata desu ne.
So my evening is your afternoon.
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写真を送ります。砂丘のほうです。
Shashin o okurimasu. Sakyuu no hou desu.
I will send a photo. The dune side.
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届きました。本当に海みたいですね。
Todokimashita. Hontou ni umi mitai desu ne.
It arrived. It really does look like the sea.
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傘は返しません。
Kasa wa kaeshimasen.
I am not giving the umbrella back.
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返さなくていいです。元気です、前より。
Kaesanakute ii desu. Genki desu, mae yori.
Keep it. I am well, better than before.
Akima keeps the phone in her hand for a while after the last message. She reads the whole thread back from the top, then puts it face down on her knee.
The glass walls§
Vlad
Is it your colleague?
Akima
putting the phone face down on her knee A former colleague. Nozaki. We worked in the same section and she left in March, and I had not heard from her since last spring.
Vlad
You have previously told me you have separated from that place except for your mother.
Akima
I did say that, and it was true when I said it. Nobody there had written to me in over a year, so I stopped counting them as people I still had. turning the phone over once She found my number and asked what the photograph was. I could have answered with few words and let it end, and I decided not to.
Vlad
So, you want to reconnect, right?
Akima
Yes. sitting up straighter with the phone still in her hand She told me that most people there thought nothing of my leaving, and that the ones who did think something were a small number. a short pause And she kept my umbrella and used it every time it rained. She was on my side the whole time and I never knew it.
Vlad
You have complicated relationships with people back in your home country.
Akima
I do. the phone flat on her knee now She wrote that my answers came from behind a wall, and that she stopped asking because she thought she had pushed too far. I never knew she minded. I thought the short answers were doing everybody a favour and she was the one person they cost something.
Vlad
So, not everyone likes glass walls.
Akima
No. looking at the back of the seat in front of her Everyone else took them well, or they seemed to. Nobody said anything, and I read that as it working. She is the only one who told me now it did not.
Vlad
Just because nobody said anything didn't mean it was working...
Akima
a small nod, her eyes still on the seat back I know that now, and I worked it out late.
Announcements that mind you§
Vlad
The primary two things I have been doing in any Japanese train simulator is to complain loud in front of my computer and sit and do nothing if arriving early, so I am not that good at being quiet.
Akima
the corner of her mouth moving You complain in an empty room at a screen, so nobody has to hear it. I never played one of those. picking her phone up and putting it in her bag In the section you could not complain out loud at all but you could say the pallet count was wrong.
Vlad
I sometimes hate Japanese train announcements because they are so long. This is the Chuo Rapid Line, bla, bla, bla, do not touch the wires above the pantograph, crowd or rush to the door, smoke a Cuban cigar or listen to music out load, read the fucking regulations, bla, bla, bla, the next station is a name I don't know at the right door, please do not hit your heads.
Akima
a short laugh at the way he did it You put four announcements into one. The long part comes at the start, when the train tells you it is the Chuo Special Rapid for Takao and then reads out every station it stops at down to Tachikawa, and after Tachikawa it says all stations, which is another way of saying it gave up listing them. Then there is the request. Set your phone to silent and refrain from calls, please cooperate. shifting in the seat The one about the doors on the right side is short and the wires and the heads are yours, that is this country.
Vlad
And then another reason why I hate train announcements is because they either pat my head or my back with their voice.
Akima
nodding at that before he finishes It is the keigo, and the voice on top of it. The announcement is written the way a shop assistant speaks to a customer, itashimasu and onegai itashimasu, so the train is putting itself below you while it tells you what to do. Then they hire a woman with a soft high voice for the Japanese and a warm one for the English, and even the man on the platform at a small station will push his voice up to match.
Vlad
And then there are other messages that you cannot suppress, like "Doa ga shimarimasu" and repeated "Sokudo o otoshite", that only the driver can hear, and sometimes I am annoyed to hear the longer version of "the doors are closing" or constantly hearing "station! slow down!".
Akima
following him Doa ga shimarimasu is the only one of those meant for us in the carriage. Sokudo o otoshite is the cab telling the driver he has too much speed into a station, and it repeats because he has not done anything about it yet. shifting in the seat I have read how those systems work, never driven one. Nobody would ever be allowed to switch that off. It sits with the earthquake alert in the same category, kore wa jishin desu.
Vlad
In the Bucharest Metro, you only have to acknowledge the signal when you leave the depot, enter a station, leave a station and it doesn't alert you to stop at a station. If you skip stations, you don't have to acknowledge that you entered the station or even that you left in some simulators.
Akima
taking that in So yours asks you to confirm you are awake at four points and then leaves you alone in between. The Japanese one talks the whole way and it is talking about the speed, because the whole system is built around the stopping being exact.
An incompetent metro driver§
Vlad
I know, but regardless of how incessant the announcements are for both passengers and me, it doesn't stop me from being an absolutely incompetent European metro driver.
Akima
looking at him You keep putting the two together. A metro is short and it runs on its own track, and a commuter train is ten cars, so the weight behind you is different and the braking is different. resting her hands on her knees The people driving the Chuo are not driving a subway and they are not European, so you are comparing your incompetence against something you have not sat in.
Vlad
In the simulator I sat on a train in Keihin, Yamanote and Chuo, and I was driving the train like the metro and announced the stations like the metro, and then on the Yamanote I decided to drive like Paris and Lausanne, where you to fit into the gates, you break early and fit into the platform doors until the marker says that I fit.
Akima
a small sound close to a laugh Those lines drive themselves. In Paris and Lausanne the doors line up because a computer is stopping the train, and no driver is being asked to hit a marker at all.
Vlad
Right. And because I am an incompetent driver and cannot actually align within tight tolerances, you know, why I ask so much of passengers to wait twenty or ten minutes before I arrive so they don't miss the train if I arrive several seconds to a minute late or early and then require the company to print a ton of tickets.
Akima
shaking her head slowly The delay certificate is printed when the train is late by five minutes and it is the company admitting the fault, so nobody prints one for your seconds. And the ten minutes early is what I did every day, for a train that arrived on the minute. I stood on the platform for that ten minutes because it was mine to spend, never the driver's.
Ugly railways§
Vlad
And then the railways look very ugly and everyone says they are efficient.
Akima
turning toward the window They are ugly. Concrete, wires, sound barriers, the backs of buildings pressed right up to the line, and a station is a box with a roof over the platforms.
Vlad
Yeah, and I said that everyone said they are efficient because transiters often ignore that. In Lindoma you don't get to see ugly tracks because they are either trams or underground. In fact, the station we have been to Lindoma is half underground and the tracks are underground.
Akima
thinking back to it I went down to the platform from the concourse and I never worked out that the whole thing sits in the ground. a small pause Two weeks ago I would have said Lindoma has no railway at all, because I had never seen a track anywhere in the city.
Shinjuku and Unirii§
Vlad
And then in my honest opinion, Shinjuku is actually a ugly station but not that ugly as Unirii is from the ground.
Akima
considering it Shinjuku is ugly and it is too large to see all at once. turning to him I have never seen Unirii. What is it from the ground?
Vlad
Unirii is a very large intersection with a very large boulevard that leads to another intersection that is slightly bigger than Shinjuku but it's a large and ugly roundabout.
Akima
So the station is under a road junction and the junction is the thing you see. following it In Tokyo the road was put underneath and the buildings sit on top of the station, so what you come out into is shops and the crossing. A roundabout that size would have been built over years ago.
Vlad
In Bucharest you cannot build things on top of roads, but you can build on top of the river, in fact, Unirii is a very large decaying platform on top of the Dâmbovița river. It has many connections. In fact, when I played the train simulator, I assigned Shinjuku to Unirii, Shibuya to Romana and Tokyo to Presei. Is Tokyo the center, or doesn't it have any true city center?
Akima
shaking her head There is no centre in the way you mean. Tokyo Station is one node and the Palace grounds sit beside it as a large empty square with nothing you can walk into, and the crowds are somewhere else entirely. counting them off on her fingers Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ikebukuro, Ueno, each of them a station with a district grown on top of it, and every one of them busy on its own.
The drift and where people gather§
Vlad
Unirii is the real center of Bucharest, but it is not a place of gathering. There is a technique of mapping the city to determine its largest center, which is called situationist mapping, or rather, what I think as situationist mapping. You take individual neighborhoods and draw traffic arrows between the neighborhoods based on what connects from a neighborhood flow.
So, I take the Assembly square and draw radial arrows to its nearby neighborhoods, mainly Genere, Nominat, Iupin, Posad and Tusna. Genere has the largest arrow, since the vast majority of people on the square travel to Genere on the north-east.
Inside Genere, we are looking where people wander. If we don't see many places where people wander, it lacks dérive and the neighborhood can be marked as solely utilitarian. However if we see that people wander to many places, then we can mark it as having dérive and by how much.
Then we look at where Genere leads and if the places where it leads with their dérive status and we do for every branch from the central square and connect the branches until we get a fully mapped city.
The place with the highest traffic and dérive is the real center of the city.
Akima
following the shape of it with her finger on her knee Then Tokyo comes out as Shibuya, or Shinjuku on a Saturday, because the walking there has no destination in it and it goes on for hours. Tokyo Station would score high on the arrows and nothing on the wandering. stopping her hand Funabashi would come out at zero. Station, the shop by the door, the flat, and back.
Vlad
We can also do a subway map, where we use the same parameters but instead we check the activity above the station, and it seems that the third station of the Caucatery line, or C3, comes out as the true center of the subway, and it is just after C2, an interchange with General line, G5. C3 is not at the central square, but at the Laterny park.
Akima
the names landing as he says them General, Caucatery, Phosfor, Sihaster, and one being dug. That is the Tokyo habit, where the line has a word and never a number, Ginza, Marunouchi, Hibiya, Tozai. a small pause I have only ridden the S, two cars, and the platform was barely longer than the train. So the true centre of the network is a park two stops along a line I have never been on.
Vlad
Sihaster stands for the lonely monk and it has been named for its low capacity and empty halls. It is right near the dock walls, so they couldn't have dug up the stations very far.
Akima
taking that in So the name is a joke about the line. thinking about it My warehouse is on the dock side, and I have never once thought about what is under it. If they could not dig, then the stations are shallow and short, and it could be why the halls are empty as well.
Nezad and Raduc§
Vlad
It is often common practice to separate names between stations, so P6 is Nezad and P7 is Raduc. Nezad Raduc was a supposedly professional economic planner that signed virtually every economic act during the Directorate, including the construction of P6 and P7 under his name. Despite Nezad being in fact a horrible soviet-style planner, his name was kept.
Akima
I have read a page or two about the Directorate and learned that things were built heavy because heavy hit the target, and the repair shops were shut because repair produced no weight. looking at him So the man who signed all of that has two stations under his name, and it has not been taken off the wall.
Vlad
The council decided that no, despite some believing him being a really bad communist, his name would not be taken down, although some people still bring up the Prague argument to take it down, and because it is a tradition to search for information, here it is... searching a historical article on his phone
PHONE SCREEN
Public register of Lindoma, transport history desk
Nezad and Raduc, stations P6 and P7 of the Phosfor line
1. The two stations
P6 Nezad and P7 Raduc stand 780 metres apart on the eastern branch of the Phosfor line, in the neighbourhoods of Posad and Iupin. Both opened on 4 November 1972, in the last construction round approved by the Central Planning Directorate. They are cut and cover boxes at a depth of 9 metres, with side platforms of 74 metres, faced in the ribbed grey panel used across the whole of the 1968 to 1974 programme. P6 has three exits and P7 has two. Neither has been substantially rebuilt, and the 2019 renovation covered the lighting, the tactile paving and the lifts only.
2. The man
Nezad Raduc, 1911 to 1979, was born at Calmena and trained as a statistician at Sederna. He entered the planning apparatus in 1949 and served on the Central Planning Directorate from its creation in 1954 until its dissolution began in 1974. He held the signature on the greater part of the tonnage plans of that period, including the housing programme on the standard four floor drawings, the Tavrino chemical expansion, and the construction authorisation for stations P1 to P7 of the Phosfor line.
His professional reputation is poor and has been so since the Cortius Report of 1968, which he received and did not publish. The specific findings against him are the retention of tonnage as the governing target after the 1961 closure of the repair workshops, the approval of the Tavrino discharge volumes that killed the Marnaqui below the works by 1966, and the practice of transmitting targets downward to assemblies that had already been reduced to consultation. He gave evidence to the reform commission twice, in 1975 and 1976, and was neither charged nor rehabilitated. He died at Calmena in 1979.
3. Why the name was split across two stations
The Directorate had a standing rule that no station carry a full personal name, adopted in 1959 after the argument over the naming of P1. Where a person was honoured, the given name went on one station and the family name on the next, so that neither station could be read on its own as a monument. The rule produced Nezad and Raduc on the Phosfor line, and later Halid and Beslic on the eastern main line, which is the only pair the practice is now popularly associated with.
4. The renaming question
Proposals to rename the two stations have been brought to the communal council of Lindoma four times, in 1977, 1991, 2008 and 2021. All four failed. The 1991 debate is the one usually cited, since it was argued directly against the Prague precedent of 21 February 1990, when thirteen station names were changed in a single decision and Leninova became Dejvicka, Gottwaldova became Vysehrad, and Moskevska became Andel. The petitioners held that a planner whose findings are on the record should not be read off a wall by half a million riders a week.
The council's answer in 1991, restated in 2008 and 2021, rests on three grounds. The names carry no ideological content of themselves, since the split naming rule was adopted precisely to prevent that. The stations were built and are used, and the record of who authorised them is a fact about the network. And the Republic dissolved the Directorate by procedure and published the Cortius Report in full, so the account of the man is available to anyone who looks for it, and removing his name from two boxes in the ground would remove nothing else.
The 2021 minority opinion, signed by nine of the thirty-one members, held that Prague renamed for the benefit of the people using the stations rather than for the historical record, and that the two purposes should not be treated as the same question. The proposal has not been brought again.
Names taken out of the record§
Vlad
searching for another article His name for some reason is not shown on the official documents. The local transport register can mention him, but for some reason, the assembly approved the de-personalization culture.
Akima
watching him go through the phone again Everybody here does this. Somebody says a name and out comes an article about it. settling back Go on, I am listening.
PHONE SCREEN
Public register, Assembly desk
Interim National Council of the Republic of Fluid
Resolution 61 of 2026, on the naming of persons in the official record
Adopted on 14 May 2026. Moved by the Humanist Socialist Party. In favour 68, against 19, abstaining 13, of 100 members.
Text as adopted
1. Official documents of the Republic recording the history of the Republic name no individual person as author, originator or holder of a decision of state, and refer to the organ that acted.
2. This applies to: the official history maintained by the Office of Constitutional Revision; the summary and register published under Articles 314 to 316; the booklet distributed to every dwelling; the plaques, inscriptions and permanent signage of the organs; and material prepared for schools by the education committees.
3. Where an individual name is necessary to establish a fact, it is recorded in the annexes and in the archives, which are public and open without charge.
4. Nothing here binds a court, an audit report, an inquiry, a criminal record, the communal registers, the press, or any private or scholarly publication.
5. Nothing here permits the removal of a name already given to a place, a station, a street or a building. Those names are decided by the commune under Article 141.
Grounds stated by the movers
The Directorate governed for twenty years without publishing its plans, and it was dissolved as an organ, by procedure, over two years. No person was tried and no person was made to carry it. The movers held that this was correct and that the official record should follow it, since a history written around persons produces two things the Republic has reason to avoid: a figure to be honoured, and a figure to be blamed, and a country able to make the second is able to make the first. Argument was made from the 1959 naming rule of the Directorate itself, which the movers described as the correct instinct in the wrong hands.
Grounds stated against
The Democratic Socialists and the Movement for Democracy opposed. The Democratic Socialists held that responsibility without names is not an assumed responsibility, and that the Cortius Report is readable precisely because it says who received it and did not publish it. The Movement for Democracy held that the resolution instructs an office of the state on how to write history, and that the instruction is the objectionable part regardless of its content. The National Traditionalists divided, four against and two abstaining.
Effect on existing texts
The official history was revised over a year and the current text names no person after 1890. Two hundred and forty names were moved to the annexes. The Office of Constitutional Revision recorded that no fact was removed and that the annexes are linked from every paragraph they support.
Vlad
It's a pretty neat way to say that in order to symbolically renounce populism, we are going to remove any named reference.
Akima
thinking it through before she answers It reads that way, and the vote was not close. Sixty-eight to nineteen, so most of the chamber wanted the gesture on the record. The part I would want to test is whether anybody looks at the annexes. If nobody opens them, the names are gone in practice and the office can still say it removed nothing.
The commitment in no law§
Vlad
There are a lot of both real and symbolic commitments towards completing the "complete democratic preservation project", which does not appear in any other official document than two decisions that the socialist parties agreed to. searching for a news article
Akima
nodding for him to go on
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Presa comunal, Lindoma · Politics desk
The commitment that appears in no law: what the "complete democratic preservation project" actually is
7 August · Institutions desk
Where it comes from
The phrase appears in two places in the public record. The first is a joint standing decision of the Humanist Socialist Party, Environment and Justice, Shelter and Provision and the Democratic Socialists, registered on 3 February 2026 during the drafting of the present Constitution. The second is a resolution of the interim National Council of 9 March 2026, adopted 71 to 21, which instructs the Office of Democratic Integrity to report annually against the objectives set out in the first. No article of the Constitution uses the phrase and no organic law names it.
The four parties held 79 of 100 seats at the time of the second decision. Neither text creates a power, and both are drafted as commitments the signatories accept against themselves.
What the two decisions differ on
The February decision is about substance. It commits the signatories to treat the guarantees of Titles II, III and X as fixed, to bring no measure that would attain a result listed in Article 265 by indirection, and to accept the annual indicators of Article 261 as the measure of their own conduct in office.
The March resolution is about appearance, and says so in its opening paragraph. The Republic exports uranium concentrate, fuel assemblies and specialised components, and the European Union is the destination of most of what it licenses. Every licence carries a safeguards condition. The resolution records that a state which looks authoritarian from outside will lose that trade whatever its constitution says, that the loss would fall on provision, and that the appearance of democratic government is therefore a material interest of the Republic and not a matter of pride.
The Movement for Democracy voted against on the ground that a commitment made because it pays is worth less than one made because it is right. The Humanist Socialist mover answered that the Republic had already learned in 2024 what happens when a good intention has no consequence attached to it.
Anti-populism and anti-tension
There are three domestic limbs in the project.
The first is the de-personalisation of the official record, which reached the chamber later as Resolution 61 of 14 May and was adopted 68 to 19.
The second is a commitment against tension. The signatories undertake to bring no measure whose principal effect is to set one part of the population against another, to name no group in the recitals of a bill, and to answer any accusation levelled at a group by publishing the measurement instead. The Office reports on compliance and has no power to sanction.
The third concerns the classification power. Both the National Traditionalists and Shelter and Provision were classified under the 2024 safeguard, and the parties record that the abolition of that power in the present text is permanent, and that no signatory will propose its return under another name.
Misinformation and hybrid attack
The project's external limbs were drafted after the failure of 2025.
The signatories rule out prohibition. No signatory will propose an offence of falsehood, a licensing regime for publication, a state body empowered to determine what is true, or the allocation of resources to media by reference to what they publish, the last of these being void in any case under Article 265(1)(g).
What is proposed instead falls into four practices. Publish the underlying measurement, in open form, before the dispute arises. Answer within a working day, from the organ that holds the data, and never from a party. Concede a true element of a hostile claim in the first sentence of the answer, on the finding that a correction which concedes nothing is read as a denial. Leave the archive intact, including material that reflects badly on an organ, since a record with holes in it is the material the next campaign is built from.
The single named vulnerability is the uranium trade itself. The report notes that a campaign attributing a safeguards breach to the Republic would be cheap to run, hard to answer quickly, and expensive if believed, and that the answer to it exists only if the inspection records were public before anybody asked for them.
What it is not
The Office of Democratic Integrity confirmed in July that it holds no power under either decision beyond publication, that it classifies nobody, and that a signatory in breach faces no consequence except the finding. Asked whether a commitment enforceable by nothing is worth writing down, the head of the Office answered that the register exists so that people can check, and that a party which signed this and then acted against it would be doing so in front of the whole country.
Vlad
I usually don't read out stuff when hanging out with friends because it would be inconvenient and take too much time, but we are on a train... so we can. The same democratic backsliding problems are present in my home country.
Akima
shifting so she is facing him Four hours left, so read whatever you like. a small pause You have said the roads and the funds, and the article on the station canopy in Serbia. What else is going, at home?
How dry the Danube is§
Vlad
A politician ignored and laughed at the perspective of fishermen while the Danube has reached record levels of drought.
Akima
I know nothing about the Danube. What did the fishermen want from him?
Vlad
The fishermen reported that the water level in the Danube is dangerously low and the politician was like a dismissive expert who thought the fishermen didn't know the actual water level.
Akima
sitting with it So the men on the water every day were told they had misread the water. turning toward him We had the drought in February, the worst in thirty years, rivers you could walk across in Tokyo and the Okutama reservoir at about forty per cent. My mother told me the taps in Kochi were down to reduced pressure. a small pause Nobody I heard from told the farmers they were wrong about it.
Vlad
And Pătraru was like... gesturing at Akima and laughing at the same time Băi, băi, băi, băi, nesimțitule. Păi, tu râzi, mă, în timp ce eu explic aici lucruri atât de serioase pentru țară, pentru viitorul copiilor noștri? De aia tara noastră este unde suntem acum, da?
Akima
watching him do the whole thing and waiting for him to finish I understood not one word and I know exactly who that is. a small sound close to a laugh Everything went up at the end and you pointed at me twice. Is he a comedian or a presenter?
Vlad
He is both, and the translation is... remembering what he has just said Hey, hey, you jerk. You're just laughing while I'm here explaining such serious issues for our country, for children's future? That's why our country is in the state it's in right now, isn't it?
Akima
straightening up and pointing back at him with two fingers, deadpan Nande ya nen. Kuni no mirai o katatteru toki ni warau na. Omae no sei ya. dropping it and sitting back That is as close as it goes. Ours is two people and one of them is the one who scolds, and the scolding is the joke. a small shrug Yours has him doing both parts at once and getting angry for real at the same time. I would need a partner to do what he did alone.
Vlad
He eventually gets a short-time partner. He cites a clip from the news, "Nu, serios, aveți vreo problemă? Sunteți drogați? Ați tras pe nas?", which is... "No, seriously, do you have a problem? Are you on drugs? Did you blow your nose?".
Akima
taking that in So the clip is his partner, and does the absurd part for him while he plays the one who scolds.
The tax on food§
Vlad
Yes. The greatest political debate of all time is how high the water is in Danube.
Akima
a short breath through her nose, close to a laugh And the water can be measured. Somebody stands in it with a pole and there is a gauge on the bank and a number in a register. turning to the window You could settle the whole argument in an afternoon and instead it went on television.
Vlad
What is the greatest political debate in Japan?
Akima
thinking about it for a while Prices, and the tax on food. It has been running since before I left and it was still going in February, whether the eight per cent comes off food and for how long. turning her hands over on her knees Everyone I worked with had an opinion about it, because rice went up by more than half in a year and we all felt that in the same week. The other one is foreigners, and how many should be let in to work. I left, so I am on the wrong side of that argument to say much.
Vlad
So, while the greatest debate on television today in Romania is how dry is the Danube while in your country it's the unnecessary taxes on food.
Akima
nodding a bit Except mine goes on for years and yours is measurable.
Being blacklisted for an audit§
Vlad
And then another absurdity to consider is Lia's reactions at the press. If you critique and audit the justice system in a way that contradicts the official audit, even if correct, you are being "revenged" and black listed.
Akima
frowning slightly Revenged. That is the word they used? shifting her bag off her feet It sounds like something out of a comedy sketch. I heard there was a list of publications, and I understood it as a complaint. I did not know the framing was that.
Vlad
In Starea Nației at least, one of the independent commentary agencies, he was like, "hopa, iarăși se răzbună Lia", and then he shows statements where the court is planning to crack down on the press.
Akima
sitting very still Then it is worse than the tax argument. A tax comes back the next year and can be undone. looking at him A court deciding how much the press is allowed to say about a court closes the way you would find out about anything else, including the tax.
The short circuit§
TRAIN VOICE
three low drum notes, then the flat recorded voice Atenta, jizdatores. Et tren para en linia. Motiv: un curt-circuitu noestimat en se ramu de contact e en se motor de se locomotiva. Se causa suspectat es un cabli curbat en un loc que se equipa no pote tocar. Se equipa repara se defect nunc, e se tren va continua te Leriduson. Vos pote dormir usque Leriduson. Se area de se laboro no es liber, e nule jizdator pote entrar en el de se vagones. Resta en vostre sedile. Skuza nos.
the same voice again, in English Attention, riders. This train is stopping on the line. Reason: an unforeseen short circuit in the contact frame and in the motor of the locomotive. The suspected cause is a bent cable in a place the crew cannot reach. The crew is repairing the fault now, and the train will continue to Leriduson. You may sleep until Leriduson. The area of the work is not clear, and no rider can enter it from the carriages. Stay in your seat. Our apologies.
Vlad
to Akima Yeah, let's sleep to Leriduson once again.
Akima
already reaching for her bag to put it under her head Once again. settling along the row and turning to face him Wake me if the crew comes through.
Vlad
I'll sleep too by the way.
Akima
her eyes already closing Then we can't wake anybody. Laku noc.